Friday, June 26, 2009

Found a cool dude

"I prefer classical music and opera, so will sit this one out. I come from a very intellectual background and attended one of the top Universities where I could further my education."

"Every boy grows up dreaming of being a professinoal athlete, it does not matter if it is winning Wimbledon or hitting a walk off Slam to win the World Series, every single boy has this dream. The weak kids go into art, acting, or something else because they cannot hang."


"I am probably one of the few people to turn down a full scholorship to Stanford or early admission into Harvard to attend USC, but I am not your ordinary person."

"No offense to students at UW Platteville, but it is the lowest ranked college in America and only excepts the worst of the worst cheese farmers ugliest kids."

"If you have a kid and he /she is not a great athlete, your genes suck and you failed as a parent. You have to have amazing work ethic to be a two sport college athlete and that is all I needed to know."


"If you ever spend a few days with me, you will notice that when I cross streets I just jump right in front of cars or do other things that seem very dangerous, but I just hope someone pushes the accelarator and not the brake by accident."


"Better to be a work a holic then to be a standard American lazy bum."

"I am one of the few people in the world who has a legitimate chance of playing in Wimbledon and the US Open Golf in the next 5 years."


"I have been accused many times of being a workaholic, but I got places to go and things to do, and if your not going to help me get to where I want to be, your about as useless to me as that eco friendly, polar bear saving fan above my bed."


"While "Spacegravy" was checking my sharkscope results earlier, he cut his finger on the sharp edges of my "Platinum" star, so please be careful."





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4 comments:

  1. lol at not getting the fact it is all a big joke

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  2. Limit hold'em: Also called fixed limit hold'em and this variant of poker, betting amounts and their number is limited. These two parameters are defined at the beginning of the game.
    Retry count is often set at 3 or 4 for each betting round while there are two types of bets: the small bet (small bet) and the big (big bet). The small bet is used in the first two betting rounds and the big bet for subsequent rounds, the amount of retries is equal to the amount bet. The amount of blinds is usually half the small bet to the small blind and a small bet to the big blind.
    Here it is difficult to intimidate your opponents by sending your stock chip, so more than psychology, it is likely prevail.
    Pot limit hold'em: Hold'em Pot Limit poker is another variant of poker auction limited the amount of bets and raises can not exceed the size of the pot, the pot is the amount in the middle of the table formed bets and raises in previous rounds and ongoing.

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  3. Even if we talk about a lot of Texas Hold'em, there are many other poker variations are just as interesting, although less known and widespread:
    Poker Omaha Omaha poker game very similar to Hold'em, also sometimes called Omaha Hold'em. The only major difference is that here we do not have two hole cards but 4.

    For more information, read our article on Omaha Poker.
    Omaha High Low: The rules of Omaha Hi / Lo are the same as Omaha, but here there can be two winners in each hand, the high hand and the low hand. A low hand is a hand with all cards below 9.
    The Stud The Stud poker types are very different from other poker games presented above. These are the types of poker without community cards and know that there are several variants: 7 Card Stud Poker (seven-card stud) or 5 cards (five-card stud), Stud Eight or Better which is a seven Card Stud played in High / low and Razz is a seven-card Stud low mode.

    Explanations to understand all of the Studs in particular the seven cards are on the page of Stud poker.
    Other variants more marginal: We will not go into detail for each of them, but here are the lists of other existing game types:
    Closed versions: draw poker (draw) the closed Nullot, Deuce to Seven, Badugi.
    Versions cards Commons: Double Hold'em, Aviation, Courchevel, Irish, Pineapple, Crazy Pineapple, Royal Hold'em.

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