"I prefer classical music and opera, so will sit this one out. I come from a very intellectual background and attended one of the top Universities where I could further my education."
"Every boy grows up dreaming of being a professinoal athlete, it does not matter if it is winning Wimbledon or hitting a walk off Slam to win the World Series, every single boy has this dream. The weak kids go into art, acting, or something else because they cannot hang."
"I am probably one of the few people to turn down a full scholorship to Stanford or early admission into Harvard to attend USC, but I am not your ordinary person."
"No offense to students at UW Platteville, but it is the lowest ranked college in America and only excepts the worst of the worst cheese farmers ugliest kids."
"If you have a kid and he /she is not a great athlete, your genes suck and you failed as a parent. You have to have amazing work ethic to be a two sport college athlete and that is all I needed to know."
"If you ever spend a few days with me, you will notice that when I cross streets I just jump right in front of cars or do other things that seem very dangerous, but I just hope someone pushes the accelarator and not the brake by accident."
"Better to be a work a holic then to be a standard American lazy bum."
"I am one of the few people in the world who has a legitimate chance of playing in Wimbledon and the US Open Golf in the next 5 years."
"I have been accused many times of being a workaholic, but I got places to go and things to do, and if your not going to help me get to where I want to be, your about as useless to me as that eco friendly, polar bear saving fan above my bed."
"While "Spacegravy" was checking my sharkscope results earlier, he cut his finger on the sharp edges of my "Platinum" star, so please be careful."
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